Practice By Using the Following Phrases When the Opportunity Arrises:
"I’m not interested."
"(Please) Leave me alone."
"I’d rather you not."
"That doesn’t interest me at all."
"You need to stop."
"That’s not what I said."
"I would like some privacy."
Reblogging because I KNOW there are other women out there who are also sick of saying “I have a boyfriend”
Had a super weird eating day. Feeling bizarre about it so I need to write it down.
(I could see my house from here!)
I can’t tell if this is normal or not or okay or not and I’m slightly freakin my life is so much fun :))))))))))))))))))))
Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)